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Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

 

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales.  This week, I'm in my kitchen with Chris "Korkey" Corcoran, and Little Lloyd Langford turns up in the background.

 

Straight in with Non-story of the Week / Yeah, / __ this is Coffee Morning, it's a light-hearted gamble through the newspapers with ... uh ... Chris Corcoran, Rhod Gilbert, here in my kitchen, 8 10 12 / text / that's the wife just leaving with a bread-and-butter sandwich. ... That's a weird sandwich, that. ... __ ... There's the dog chasing ... __ __ / I don't think you need to point it out, mate, to be honest. / The thing is, it's all very well ... it's all very well having a guard dog, but what's the point in barking when people leave? / 人が出ていくときに吠えてどうすんだよ / That's a good point. / I suppose it's like / I showed you. ... I saw you off ... / Yeah, / ... and don't come back. / Even though you live here. / ... Yeah, even though you live ... Rosy, that's it.  Maddy has now gone out ... gone out to appease the dog, quieten down the dog with a plastic bone. ... But she's not having it.  Oh dear.  I'll just wait a sec. ... Non-story of the Week / is / this / to / you / just commentating on / There's nothing I can do.  What can I do? / what can I do when a dog goes off? / Well, I don't know.  Keep ... uh ... maybe not have the dog here / o'clock / there you go. ... Right / dog-walker / can you ... uh ... / You are living in London / What do you want me to do, / pay a dog-walker for two hours? / All right.  Maddy, can you take the dog for two hours, and I'll pay you? / Maddy's producing the show, mate. / Oh yeah. ... See? / It's a simple preparation. / Yeah. ... Well, I don't know.  There's nothing I can do.  Uh, anyway, people like it. / Nothing you can do?  Nothing you can do?  Of course you can. / You've never had a dog.  You don't know what it's like. / Huh, OK. / But, although, if she does bark again, that's it.  She's going out. / OK. / I'm gonna just ... I'm gonna just open the door to let her out / You are laying the law down, are you? / I'm gonna let her out / she knows her way round / non-story of the week. / Yes. / __ Victoria Beckham ... / and this is ... uh ... This is the only non-story I've got this week unless you ... / OK. / ... __ found anything from the papers.  We'll have a look as we go along.  Um ... / Victoria Beckham doesn't ... u(se) ... When she carries a handbag, she doesn't use the handles as a general rule. / Wow. / That is ...uh ... two thirds of page.  What is your theory of why Victoria Beckham will not use a handbag handle? / I think maybe she might be fearful of pickpockets. / ... Uh ... oh, I see, OK.  So, it's more security-focused ... / __ / clutching it ... clutching it by name, clutching it by nature / Yes. / Clutch bag. / Huh huh. / Um ... well, you are wrong. / Uh. / Uh, she insists ... insists / it says here / __ I can imagine her being really insisting __ as well / insists / When you are at that level of celebrity, you know your own mind. / (Her hay day has passed. Now she is only a rich model) / Yeah. / but insists on clutching them under her arm / Right. / Now, you put your theory forward.  It's about pick-pockets. / Yeah, / Uh ... / physio / Yeah? / __ interviewed a physio to see if some ... phy ... / physio ... physio Paul Brown / physio Paul Brown said, the tactic ... it's a tactic ... it's a strategy, innit? ... carrying your own bag like that / Yeah, / the tactic cuts strains on the joints and tissues / Oh, really? / ... says the physio. ... A fashion editor, however, / Yeah / ... h__ also given her opinion / Oh, they've done their research, then, on this, __ they've really ... uh ... __ __ / Victoria is all about minimalism. / Sure. / Holding the bag is less fussy ... / Right, yeah. / ... and doesn't interfere with her outfit. / Of course it is.  So, we've had a physio, / Yeah, / and we've had a fashion expert / And we've got your theory. / What about a fireman?  I want a fireman's opinion. / 防災という観点では

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2369619/why-does-victoria-beckham-never-carry-her-handbags-by-the-handle/

 

Lloyd Langford / by the way / you can say hello / mention him because / sat in the rounge / don't worry.  We won't ask you / come / somebody / That's all we ask of people in the sidelines. / 無理なことは言わない。人が来たら吠えてくれるだけでいい。 / Uh ... look at this.  __ __ ... / Yeah / is it RSPCA or / yeah / newspaper / yeah / ewe / hang on / start again / rescued / never guess this / right / I've got ... I've got one long-standing / you haven't been involved in / huh huh / it's called ... I mean, / just / have a look at __ bit of paper / I can't remember / OK. / is it ... uh ... / let me / long / share__ __ name with you, actually. / Yeah / Well, it's Emma __'s mum's lost ring / is / __ OK, yeah, yeah __ / basically, I'm __ __ ... / What's that, then? / Well, Emma __'s mum lost her ring / lost her ring? / yeah / so far, I __ __ __ / yeah / How is it a feature __ __ __ / well / she wrote in, ... she said, "It turned up in the "something" draw__ / Oh / and I said, "Right.  This will be the longest-running feature in the history of radio. 8 10 12, get your guesses coming in / What draw__ / and that was about three weeks ago.  What draw was it? / and / because you will never get it.  Go on.  Have a go. / Amazing. / have a go __ __ three guesses now, from the top of your head / Uh ... c__? / No. / Uh ... tea towel? / No. / Um ... __? / No. / Oh, it's a good feature. / Told you. ... Right.  Well, anyway, it's a long ... it's gonna be a / this one is also a good one, though, in terms of __ __ / a __ had to be rescued by __ __ after getting what stuck on its head in __ __ __shire? / Huh, great. / Go on. / Is it a toilet seat? / No. / OK.  I'm out. / But you are in the right department / Oh / so / you are in the right sort of department / what would be comedy __ __ __ stuck on its head / Well, ... toilet seat ... toilet ... sink / established / established / it's not a toilet / bathroom cabinet / No. / how __ __ __ bathroom cabinet? / Well, people __ __ / you think / end of that story __ __ __ had to be rescued by __ __ after getting a bathroom cabinet stuck on its head __ __ __ / Yeah. ... Maybe. / __ __ __ / Maybe someone __ __ there is a mirror __ __ went over __ look __ couldn't believe it, put __ let in __ __ next thing you know / そうこうしているうちに / __ put __ __ open ... open the ... uh ... child locks on the ... uh ... bathroom cabinet / stuck __ head in there / got a bit of __ mouth-wash / uh ... no. 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2366405/sheep-needs-rescuing-after-getting-traffic-cone-stuck-on-its-head/

 

Light-hearted gamble through the newspapers.  What have you found, Korkey? / Um ... I haven't found anything. / I did find something.  It's ... uh ... __ __ talking about / I ... I read something about / it was about ... it was about Brexit / I'm losing my mind here / Hmm. / something about / something about __ discussion of Brexit / T__ M__ __ __ negaotiated for / one of those / you know, it started off with ... uh ... "Brexit means Brexit / Yeah, / it ... it / started with that.  I could ... I could cope with that ... as absurd it was, / Hmm, / ... I could cope with it.  I, kind of, got the idea. / Hmm. / But then you've got / was / a hard Brexit / a soft Brexit / and then it's now gone from a hard / to / a grey Brexit / some people are talking / black or ... a black Brexit or __ white Brexit / a grey Brexit / and now / she / T__ M__ / red, white / blue Brexit / this is / at what point does this get so absurd ... / Yeah, / ... that somebody goes, "Hang on a minute / __ ... is it ... is it a m__ ... Brexit / is it?  __ ... / __, good point / I would like a sort of tartan Brexit / yeah / ... __ __, with ... with the ... sort of ... uh ... you know, like ... uh ... what's the word?  What's the end of / Neon lights? / no, no, the end of ... / end of blanket / end of blanket?  T__. / t__ / Huh, got it. / Can we get a tartan Brexit, please, with __ ... with t__s / that's what I'd like, personally / タータン・ブレグジットか。スコットランドが喜びそうだね。 / I think / that's what Scots want / red one / blue one / what is anyone talking about? / Yeah, good point. / seri(ously) ... This is the level we __ to / yeah / a red / not a hard, not a soft, but / black / white / grey / Brexit / please / in fairness ... / I mean, at what point / in fairness / call / if it was __ really important matter, I'm sure they will put more detail in it. / Uh ... yeah, that's true.  Uh, anyway, what __ __ __ call __ __ I mean, the ... uh ... the ridiculous descriptions of Brexit, is what I mean.  The ... uh ... / Hmm. / sort of / I'd like a minced beef Brexit ... / Yeah, / ... with __ __ saurce and layers ... layers of crispy pasta. / That would be nice. / Wouldn't it? / I'd like __ __ __ / lasagna ... I'd like lasagna Brexit, please. / I / no, I don't want a m__ pie Brexit / No? / I'm very clear on this.  Let me be very clear on this. ... I don't think a mince pie Brexit is what anybody wants. / Yeah. ... In fairness, I ... / Lasagna Brexit means lasagna Brexit / 'cause you said that so __ly, ... / I mean, not a grey one / But you've always said that, haven't you? / Yeah. / you've / clear about / let me be very clear about this / ten years ago __ __ __ very clear / very clear / good thing about you, you are always clear about everything, and you always have been. / God, __ __ ... / will be / Let's have some music, please. / Rosy, __ you mind / barking to try __ help us out / ロージー、おれたちは出ていきたいんだ。おれたちを助けてくれ。吠えることによって。さっきしたみたいに。/ バーキー・ブレグジット / bark Brexit / barkie Brexit / barkie Brexit means barkie Brexit.  We all know that. 

 

Hi Rhod, handbags - Short people who have big bags look shorter because bags look too close to the floor, hence Victoria does not hold the handles / and this is from __ somebody __ __ vertically challenged listner / 背丈の不自由なリスナーより / it could be that / Korkey's theory __ __ she clutches the bag rather than / to avoid __ __ pickpockets / yeah / a ... a physio, apparently, __ stepped in and said that it's, uh, better for your joints / hold __ by the handles / and __/ fashion editor of some magazine said that it was to ... / __ less busy, wasn't it? ... less busy / look __ __ __ interfere / outfits / hold __ __ / Yeah. ... And __ l__ lady said, ... what ... what ... what / she said that she didn't want a barkie Brexit / interested in more of a yuppy Brexit / but she would accept something in-between. / Yeah.  As long as everybody __ __ / handles / fine / would you ... do you wanna see a handbag-clutchy Brexit or more of a handle Brexit?  Now, that's what / Barkie brexit / and I think we all know what I mean / clear about / I've been very clear about it.  I think / very clear now about this issue. / What about a yuppy Brexit? / Yeah, we could go for a yuppy Brexit, but I think ... uh ... / What about a squeaky toy Brexit? / No. / OK.  __ __ __ been very clear about / Nobody wants that. / Bri ... Britain did not vote for a s__ toy Brexit.  I've been very clear on that. ... / Hi Rhod and Korkey / What kind of Brexit do you wanna see? / 8 10 12. ... Huh? / __ __ / __ not __ __ / Oh yeah. / If you're gonna have a feature, it's gotta be clear. / Yeah. /__ I mean __ __ clear on that. / __ very clear on that / Hi, Rhod and Korkey / look, / another ... another one saying, "Don't get rid of the dog / Huh, fair enough. / We have a connection ... / uh / ... only she and I know about / Wh ... / OK. / What?  You've got a secret with my dog?  __ __ listner has written in, / secret connection with my dog that I don't even know about / Yeah? / __ ... __ ... __ __ __ go on / says / actual fact / I've got connection with your dog that only she and I know about / from __ in Carmarthen / sounds very sinister, mate.  / this __ also my claim to fame / she may have been a bit cheeky to me / #wetnose / OK. / I'll tell you what, mate, you've ... uh ... opened a right can of worms there. / That __ __ email __ __ need more detail. / Huh, now then / Oh, she has perked up.  Look. / she has perked up / here we are.  She looks a dog with a secret. ... Now then / __ __ very quiet on this one / おやおや、全然ほえないね。どうしちゃったのかな。 / A few minutes ago, I told you, Korkey, that __ the ... uh ... __ fully intended __ __ convinced it's gonna be the longest-running feature of all time / And it excited me. / And it did excite you. __ __ Emma __'s mum's lost ring ... / Yeah, / ... is the name of the feature.  Where did it turn up?  What draw__ did it turn up in? / yeah / you'll never get / p__ / No. / Uh, makeup? / No. / or ... medicine? / No. / Huh.  It is a good feature. / Is it __ __ / says M__ in Cardiff.  It's not, mate, and I ... / What's that? / I'm not sure __ __ exist / I don't know / Oh, OK. / uh ... R__ J__ says, "Hi Rhod / Korkey / uh / and Lloyd / en ... enjoy the hangover.  Did you save me the bottle tops? / No, we didn't save.  I chucked out the bottle tops this morning __ __ __ __ I'm sorry, mate.  Uh ... you ... you collect them, don't you, R__ J__?  Um ... / guess the draw / ring d__ or j__ cabinet / says R__ J__ / neither of which are right __ you may have ... uh ... / guess__ from ... uh ... / Korkey's guess / Can we have a clue? / No. / just a bit of __ __ / no / I want this to be the longest-running feature of all time, so I'm not gonna give any clue.

 

What have you got, Korkey?  Come on. / Uh ... / What have you got? / nothing / this is an interesting one.  Look, it says here / loads / mate / you know / other ... other apps are available, but / technology-based / app-based ... uh ... taxi, sort of, uh, system / without ... uh ... this particular app __ how it works / unregulated taxi system / uh ... yeah ... I think it's becoming increasingly regulated, isn't it? __ __ take__ __ time to catch up with the technology / move fast these days, and ... uh ... / Huh, / ... regulation takes time to catch up, doesn't it? / I think / cat and mouse, innit? ... these things.  Uh ... anyway / clear about that, mate / cat / what kind / cat / black __ white cat Brexit / I want / I think __ __ __ __ talking / very clear. ... Uh ... / would you __ your washing machine / basically, what we are talking about here / I don't quite know how this works / system / app / others are available, but, basically, what happens is, if you don't know, ... I mean, __ ... I realize most people do know / trying __ __ myself / I haven't got it / you've got an app, and you ... you say, "I'm here" on the end of ... uh ... you know, __ Street, Carmarthen, for example __ __ street __ out of my head, ... um ... I'm not there, by the way, but, uh, if I was / Yeah / uh ... __ street / taxi / one minute away from you.  Do you want it? / and they show you __ picture of the driver, and __ show / rating / rating__, and you go, "Yeah, / thumbs up / thumbs up / nice smile / he looks trustworthy, she looks trustworthy / they ... they come along, they pick you up, take you / destination / get lost / usually / a little bit later, and then / talking here about / washing machine version / Yes. / how does that work?  What?  So, you / walking / street / laundry bag for a washing / and you / you go, "There / street / anybody __ got / in the area __ __ happy to let me / come round and use / possibly / go / here I am.  I've got a great washing machine / __ __ smi__ face__ __ __ / washing machine / whirlpool / whatever it is / yeah / now people / great washing machine / yeah, quality washing machine / drying faciliti__ / and then, ... uh ... / bring your own powder / Yeah? / NOTE ... NOTE: Bring your own powder ... not provided, ... and then ... uh ... you go round / works / that's how / it works / you / see / taking off / Uh, no. / Nor me. / I think people are very personal about their washing mashines.  They wouldn't like other people's dirty laundry in it. / I don't want some stranger com__ __ with a bag of laundry and doing their washing / __ __ ... exactly / ... any more than / any more / get a signal __ __ my phone, going ... uh ... / got / room in your fridge / 冷蔵庫の中に置く場所あるかな? / that / next thing / fridge app / fridge app / 君んちの冷蔵庫に一時間くらい入れておいていいかな? / "Can I use your toilet?" ... No ! / I'll tell you what, though.  People would come round if it was you / __ toilet __ would be handy, though / celebrity fridges / celebrity ... / I / alias / but then __ word __ get out. / 俺は仮名を使うよ / いや、すぐにバレて、噂が広がる。「ロッドギ・ルバートが洗濯機を使わせてくれるらしいぜ」 / And, also, ... also, / get out / you'd have to put a photo on it. ... You'd have to ... you'd have to __ a view / yeah / people / really need any washing done / totally clean __ __ / just __ __ ... / what / take __ jeans off / mate, you can't take __ photograph / おいおい、写真を撮ってはいかん / toilet would be a good one, though.  Toilet __ / toilet __ __ __ really / really good / "I'm bursting.  Anybody's got / in the area / don't mind me popping in / good / really really good idea. / Or, build some public toilets. / つーか、公衆便所を作れよ

 

Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales

 

There's a quiz / oh / quiz / have a guess / for / Welsh listeners / great / do you know what / I ... I ... Lloyd Langford and I / last night / few drinks / stayed / think __ might have died.  __ __ __ __ done __ __ Lloyd / on it / Lloyd is over there / I ... um ... I was flicking through the papers last night / do / about / o'clock in the morning, Lloyd / I said to him, "Hey, look at this / and I asked / question about ears / he didn't have a clue / I thought / quiz in thins / Lloyd / that's what happened.  Um ... / he's nodding, by the way, __ radio listeners / might / still proved / anyway, it's coming up later / Ear Quiz / celebrity out of context bingo / that's coming up / as well / a few of / text / emails / I said to you / stuck on __ head / yes / no / um ... a jug / No. __ __ __ get it __ __ four more guesses / my prediction / some sort of hat ... some sort of crazy hat ... like a summer hat / I know what you mean / might just be / kind of / image I / rather than thinking it through / yeah / yeah / yeah / no, big flowery ... big flowery summer hat / __ __ __ __ he ... she ... / Uh ... / Lloyd's shaking his head / in the background, Lloyd / big floppy hat / Lloyd says / is it a hat? / Uh, No. / OK. ... Uh ... / or / is it ... um ... some sort of carry ... some sort of __ / oh, I know / bag for life / No. / you / two more guesses / think of two more things / stuck on __ head / quite difficult / I know.  A tent. ... __ __ / you were right.  You were out of things. / __ __ __ tent in __ field / OK, a chair, a deck chair / What? / you think / a sheep was found in __ __ __ with a tent stuck on __ head / wondering around / how / all the pegs and everything out / ペグやらなんやら引っこ抜いてひきずっていったというのか / b__ing around / people / you know / really cheap / people / festivals. / 音楽フェスティバルとかで、みんなテントを捨てていくのが問題になってるんだ / describe / stuck on __ head / put / head through / back / might be wearing / nun's / wearing it like a cape, wouldnt it? / だったら最初からそう書かれているはずだろう? / Mexican / no, not like a cape / you know, like a w__ / anyway it's not that, is it? / it is / that's exactly right.  Well done.  You / finally got it / wearing it like a __ / exactly / story / well done / f__th / I told you / a traffic cone / Oh, of course it is. / traffic cone / of course it is / __ __ student / says here / time / G__ from __ __ says, / Surely / Rosy / dog's Brexit / must / very clear about this / dog / I want a skinny Brexit / cinema __ __ __ / yes / Lloyd / got / um ... C__ G__ in Newport. / This is to do with Emma __'s mum's lost ring, which you still haven't guessed what d__ / exciting / you never will / you never will get / coal / no / never / guess / Screwdriver? / No. ... What drawer / tea towel / said / tea towel / it wasn't that / a__ with my husband / Tie? / No. / and threw my wedding ring out of the 12th floor window. / Oh dear. / the next day, the wedding ring appeared / on my bedroom pillow / Is this a clue? / email / No / I don't know how / ring / bedroom pillow / do you / uh / Washing machine powder draw? / No. / this / from listeners.  Uh ... / draw / under / car seat / kid's toy kitchen / no / uh / Chris says / give / I'm bored now. / Yeah / uh ... so ... uh ... no.  None of those / Ladle drawer? / no / I mean / behind you / I realize / see / Who has a ladle draw___? I mean, if / you've got too many ladles, I'd say / オタマ用の引き出しをもってるってことは、オタマが多すぎるよ。少し捨てろよ。 / __ __ __ / is it a c__ __ __ d__? / No. / countdown tea pot / yeah, I have got __ __ teapot / Rhod, ... Rhod, Korkey and (invisible) Lloyd / not invisible / microphone. / great show / This is N__ in Cardiff / London / m__ pie / the best / others are available, and I love m__ p__.  Why are they only available / at Christmas / pies are not just for Christmas / says / It's a seasonal pie, mate.

 

unbranded / generic / Korkey / app bog / Korkey's bog app ... is ... where you ... uh ... / basically / location / using ... using / phone / tells you who / area / willing / use / photo of the toilet / Yeah, / and __ drying facilities / yeah / and, probably / drying facilities? / Well, you know / towel ... paper towels, or / an air drier / one of those b__ air driers / Oh, I see. / it could / that toilet / on the go / could be called, "Toilet to Let" / from R__ / very good / she should have that / she should have that idea / no, mate / this is a co ... / collaborative process.  We should have / Lloyd / you know / really / show / accept / new toilet-based ... uh ... app / good / great / very good / others are available / other toilet-based / that's the point / that / Rhod / g__-free, fair-trade Brexit / E__ in __ / very clear / ethically-farmed g__-free / means ethically / clear on that / British people voted / fair-trade / if we don't know that, we don't know anything / on / very clear / football or rugby or anything anymore / what kind / be / green, please / fair trade / mate.  Actually, / great / hold the fort. / Sure. / ... On the ... on the subject of Brexit, / Yeah, / dispute over / never go away?  I'm fed up hearing it __ __ just / small / 48 / should have a say / Do you think / that, if / this season's / rugby H__ Cup final / won by a similar margin / for five years / ?  I don't think so. / ...  / that's / mean / if you do apply the rules of  ... uh ... the H__ Cup / geopolitics / gone to penalties / sport and po(litics) / it's quite the same, dear __ / the level of / debate / sometimes / too high / just have a __ __ / I mean, liseten / very clear / yuppy  

 

rocker / track / playlist / cardiff / hope / didn't / as you requested / hold the fort / quiz / floor / new / show / messed / endless / little / before / nest / talking / celebrity / 20 / shoot / none other than / served / he gave me a 2 pound coin and I / him a penny change / penny / is that a celebrity out of context? / Martin in Cardiff / out / it's not / very entertaining and well written, so, / I / Well written? / very well writtten / good point / there / I enjoyed it. / OK / 7 / 7 out of 20? / Oh / let me help you.  14? / 7 点だな / 20 点満点で。/ 20 点満点? だったら 11 点だな / 14 点じゃなくて? / score / James __ / 11 out of 20 / yeah / I thought it through / big fan of your show / I think / solid 10 out of 20 celebrity out of context / judge of that, Korkey. / Huh, OK / saw / first / know / which is ... uh ... for those / outside the window / in a ... in a flower pot. ... __ __? / there __ is / put / twitter / look at that / he's digging my p__ / Oi ! / __ __ __ something / Rosy, make yourself useful / really / ruined that / she ... if you __ __ __ __ studio / get that / get that / would you? / I wouldn't get any of that / no s__ / broadcasting house / despite the rumours / 放送局にはリスはいないはずだ。いるという噂もあるが。 / for those of you who don't know / uh, is / joint / 'cause I've been in one / other / are available / なぜか知ってる。なぜ知ってるか。行ったことがあるからだ / this is out of context / because / saw / in a pizza restaurant and went / his wikipedia / says, ... uh ... / bear in mind / written / Wikipedia / other people / family and friends / locally / eggs and meat / clearly didn't / pizza restaurant / right / in / P.S., / David / so, / who / buying / pizza / wikipedia page / ten / angry / ten / out of fear / Out of fear? ... / God, you are such a pushover / OK / in New Zealand / OK. / good name / great name / best name so far. / Hmm. / I saw Martin __ / on foot, trying to cross __ extremely busy road in W__, New Zealand / S__ H__ / very observant man / the pedestrian crossing which __ only around five meters away.  I yelled / use the / you idiot / not realizing / until my friend pointed it out. / That's good. / uh / Regards, / I like / she does make a comment about / do you want / read / yes, please / there / New Zealand / filming / absolutely / yeah / absolutely / unless / some other reason / possible / would have been a much shorter film / such a terrible pedestrian / yeah / That's really good / W__ in New Zealand / you are the winner / Celebrity out of context Bingo 

 

girl / heavily / live / in my kitchen / officially / last / OK / there / background / sort of / background / drawer / this / longest / Emma / lost / where / people / know / ribbon / no / oh / says / no / lost / couple / right / radiator / still / happy / happy / found / no / now then / right now / yeah / that is better / festive / very good / available / korkey / desparate / I / mate / kitchen / uh / oh / toilet / very good / people / bored / this morning / come up / with / toilet / great / already / twice / somebody / morning / what / whatever that is / no / lots / people / not / warming / unless / fancy / cooker / great / cheers / over / excuse me / never / there we are / no / think / if / don't / heard / of it / logic / exist / just / no / just / driving / pie / ok / it is / be / influence / now / what esle / can we / clue / want / longest / really / yes / now / track / then / what / quiz / quiz / say / lot / listeners / play along as well / could / could / ok / this / actully / heavily / red / bad / seed

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red / bad / recently / it / bbc / now then / bbc / radio / me / too / bit / muffin / it is / my / lloyd / hold / fort / have you? / another bit / foolishly. / to do / was almost / c__ed up again / quiz / Ear Quiz / now then / looking forward to / love / good quiz / this is how / came about / show / on / couch last night / it's not funny, Lloyd / say / bit / kind of / Did I? / watching / Bob D__ documentary / Huh huh, / and / enjoying __ l__ / sure / right / nothing wrong with that / No.  Nice. / nice / very nice it was / What did you have ? / Oh, did he? / Yeah / a bit of rice / huh / and, for starters, we shared a ... a ... / small / nice / yeah / if you want to know. / Was it? / often is / Lloyd / 'cause ... uh ... / vegetarian p__, there was ... uh ... three items / depending / Standard.  Expected. / some kind / weird b__ / lost / half / meat p__ / chop / bit of / chicken / half each / weird b__ thing / I__ never / like that / shut the restaurant / they were ... they were scraping __ off the wall paper / how / blame / I don't know / what posessed / one thing / in a fifty-fifty meal / making a point / be hoping / a sort of / c__ Brexit / very clear / suddenly remember the c__ Brexit, which, of course, nobody / and / then / all / weird b__ / just / thinking / dear / you know / sometimes / It's an emotive issue, innit? / well, it can be. / You know / we want / Lloyd lost his __, / forgot / restaurant closed / no.  He / time / some weird b__ c__ / want / weird b__ c__ / again, mate. ... Pull over if it is safe and legal to do so. ... Ear Quiz ! / your time's up. / How did I do? / let me check. ... None.  None out of ten. / some music / music / Ear Quiz / reckon / Yeah, keep them hanging. 

 

screaming / live / rosy / dog / in / background / background / calm / kettle / earlier on / busy / show / plenty / show / me / kitchen / got / dog / lloyd / saturday / now then / spell / favorite / cardiff / quiz / kettle / mind / off / area / thank you / now then / bottom / love / no / found / suggestion / feature / Emma / turned / hi / regarding / big name / entertainment / pub / at a restaurant / note / asking / night / what is going on / mobile / really / nice / piece / paper / mobile / locally / form / mighty / Robert / ps / again / quiz / let / whatever / quality / don't / deal / look / emailer / a page and a half / during / bbc / quiz / out / celebrity / some time ago / crossing / ok / chose / picked / finished / somebody / celebrity / middle / very clear / about this / let's / clear about / quiz / shoot / me / lloyd / started / remember / Lloyd / red / right / yeah / ok / this is the question / said / much / nothing / get / quiz / in this / eat too much / ok / quiz / oh / great / question / well,  / nothing / that's right / of course / nothing / playing logic / I can't imagine / all / nothing / if / on a Tuesday, what happens to your ears? / two out of two / Nothing Quiz / to your ears / eat too much / OK.  You can't hear as well. / right answer / just / quiz master / explanation / Come on / just a quiz, mate / Alexander Armstrong / right or wrong / true / W__ S__ / whatever / exactly / well, it is interesting / right answer, Rhod / well, that's / eating / much / I don't know / it is interesting / vaguely / yeah / let's just have a / made-up stuff from you / you can literally / whatever you want / clear on that / Do you remember the days ... do you remember the days / when / politician / people weren't happy about that / long time ago / literally say anything / next / completely / in fact / that's not me / somebody else / my body for a minute / it is me / clear / not me / saying / point / I didn't mean it / Absolutely. / very clear about that / ladies and gentlemen / Anyway, ... / oh yeah / because / talking about / too much / because your other senses / excited / therefore / blood / your ears / I'll tell you what.  I'll accept it. / Yeah. / reasonable / anyway / all I know is / your time __ up ages ago / OK / I was gonna say / children / yeah / do children have more or less sensitive ears / in Wales / than adults / children have more or less sensitive ears / Huh huh, / adult / question / say / more / the right answer / I don't why / young / Rosy, can you stop, please? / entertain / for a minute / ... not like that. / 犬と遊んでいてくれ。... って、犬に変顔してどうすんだよ。 / OK / uh / oh, now then, this ... / Yeah? / ... this is possibly the most / これはあまりにすばらしいので ... / もったいないから曲のあとにする?/ いや、そこまでの価値はない / a jingle / got one / fascinating / this / different league / that good / OK / OK / yeah / ok / how / here / almost / fact / show / my show / monkeys / quiz / they do, mate / all right / care / give you / ok / ok / yeah / are you sure / when you sleep / is it / left or right / no / when you are asleep / do your ears carry on / now / most mind-bobbling / almost philosophical / Right. / when / do your ears / yeah / of course / of course they do, you say? / what happens then / store / like a little / memory bank / subconscious / don't change features. / OK / as the French say / change / in the middle of / oui / change / middle / but they also say / little by little / I know / Rosy / brexit / not a barkie one / Ruff Ruff, Who's There? / four features on the go now / ever been said / OK / I think / you are right / Rosy / do / please / you are standing there looking at it / take it away / Rosy / away / be trusted / award show / sony / be / take / close / door / I doubt / actually on air / Lloyd, take the dog / finish the quiz / take the wretched dog away / Mr. Lloyd Langford / mate / going / driving seat / talking about / carry on / expect me to do / own dog / show / you and me / finish / Lloyd / what is inside / ear / no / not your own ear / ear in general / Got it. / that translates / to __ brain / Wow / is it / little / get out, Lloyd / asked / question / hold / おい、ロイド、おれはおまえに、間をもたせろと言ったのであって、十年続いた番組の質を下げて番組を終わらせろと言ったんじゃないぞ。 / what / well / can you come back / ears / never stop hearing / moved on from that / even after death / what / shut up / don't be ridiculous / never / bones / I got that wrong / sorry / not after death / right / even when you are asleep / __ minute __ __ show / do you know / your ears keep hearing / brain / Isn't that fascinating? / obvious / yeah / otherwise how / listening / in the morning / stupidest thing you've ever said / seconds / end / Quiz. 

 

whole show / BBC Radio Wales, 11 till 1.

 

 

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